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24th April 2014

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

Source: hammerlock

24th April 2014

Post reblogged from Time Travelling Nephilim with 358,362 notes

youtubes5ever:

idealisthymnal:

aangnog:

probend:

PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment 

what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

image

I laughed so fucking hard jesus

24th April 2014

Post reblogged from I Can Fix It, I Can Ship It with 21,050 notes

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

Source: poopflow

24th April 2014

Post reblogged from pizza ✌ with 10,862 notes

i found out what a 420 is you are all going to hell

Source: breakfastburritoe

24th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Emma's Photography with 233,240 notes

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

Source: lejazzhot

24th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Promised Land. with 298,479 notes

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24th April 2014

Post reblogged from Welcome to the City of Bones with 24,161 notes

striderdaves:

"i wish platonic dates were a thing" have you never gone out anywhere with any of your friends ever

Source: striderdaves

24th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Welcome to the City of Bones with 220,591 notes

augustussinfinity:

bead-bead:

callmevictorious:

hematopoieticdoll:

novaless:

aurora-jane:

beccabae:

backyardskills:

im-gothamsreckoning:

dragyourkeyboardtoagunfight:

oliveswind:

Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.  these guys will be the death of me. [x]

wat

wtf

i died at the pH value

omfg

I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life

well

Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.

WATCH THE VIDEO. IT GETS BETTER

OH THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS MAGNIFICENCE INTO MY LIFE

I’M ACTUALLY DYING OMG THIS IS BRILLIANT

Source: oliveswind

24th April 2014

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lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

Source: typac

24th April 2014

Photo reblogged from E Taylor The Latte Boy with 308,567 notes

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

Source: australian-government

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